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Basic Income and Basic Bitches

Hi there, sugar tits! For the record, I’m speaking exclusively to any plus-sized gentlemen in the audience. It’s still vaguely offensive, it does seem however like a demographic less likely to reach out in some vitriolic fashion. At least in regards to this particular topic… Do NOT get them started […]

Hot Off the Stresses!

Well hello there you inimitable minx! Much obliged am I for your kind patience during my priority re-calibration exercises. Luckily you rated. Very excited to say I’m actually going to publish new poetry today. It has been particularly long since this website lived up to its supposed namesake and I’m […]

Richard Priory of Sion

Good afternoon, fine, anonymous denizens of the World Wide Web. On your phone? Are you connected to a network? Sometimes I turn WiFi off then forget to turn it back on… To the one person who perhaps was just saved the better part of 7 cents, you are exceedingly welcome. […]

The Sound Of One Hand Slapping

Tell me, should the dog’s bone be dropped from atop a couch onto the hardwood floor, BUT the downstairs neighbor isn’t home to hear it, does it still make a noise? Yes. It is, in fact, still cacophonous AF. Alternatively, what is the sound of one hand slapping? The proposed […]

“You can be my Yoko Homo”.

Good morning fair-weather friends, foul-weather companions and sunken inanimate wreckage. You are acknowledged! Most importantly, a cresting wave of gratitude to the amazing Gareth and his more than generous donation. Without you I would have even less time for these artistic pursuits and your support means more to me than […]