A broken mind held together by cellophane and some tack.
No abhorrent dad jokes or casual racism off the top today, scarcely remember how to commence one of these things in their absence… This is to be but a toe-dip of a post today as I’m engaged in various other writing pursuits at the moment. Finally getting over myself and […]
What do dentists and U.S border security share in common? Both are on the hunt for cavities and both consider their jobs considerably less laborious should their clientele be pearly white. Ya, that’s a big oof. Anyway, how has everyone been? I know it’s been a minute but I’m out in the World […]
Well, hello there you delectable crumpet. Please prepare yourself for the mandatory buttering module. Q: What do a basketball pregame show and a bris have in common? A: Everyone’s just waiting around for the tip-off. Considerably fewer people know what a bris is than I had assumed so this joke […]
There’s something almost magical about sitting down at the computer to write with zero plan. It’s our understanding of infinity loosely fulfilled. Like a queer Schrodinger’s box on meth where the cat could in the end be dead, alive, a velociraptor, potted fern, 1915 Cracker-Jack Ty Cobb Baseball card, Jesus […]
“And I looked; and I beheld a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.” -Revelations 6:8 Happy return friends to this stellar cellar of secular non-sequitur. In fact, I live on the ground floor. Though one supposes it could still be […]
