A fractured mind held together by cellophane and some used tack.
Well hello there, how ever did you find your way to my lair? Alas, so long as you’re already here, may as well kick back and chill for a few moments. Happy for the company, these digital caves can be so solitary at times. Look what it did to The […]
Good afternoon, faithful questors. As always, the pleasure is mine! Oh no, you’re far too kind. No, YOU are! Apologies in advance for the annoyingly Canadian essence of today’s post. I suppose my roots are showing through, time for a fresh dye job. First, the (next) terrible joke, “last year […]
Welcome, pilgrim, sit ye down. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! Another deeply unsettling “holiday” officially commemorating the time indigenous good Samaritans saved the lives of the early settlers only to be mostly exterminated for their troubles. There is a lesson here, I cannot however seem to isolate the whisp. I’ll never abandon […]
Hey Pals and Palominos! Analytics says a significant fraction of my readership is made up of horses. It’s been a hot minute, pun intended, as it’s about 9000 degrees in Ontario these days, Celsius or Fahrenheit, doesn’t really matter, it’s damn hot. I’ve been hyper-focused on other somehow even more […]
Turn that shit up! Good morrow fair colored crayons and dear shaded crayoffs! Hell, even a shoutout to any meandering crayfish, you’re all welcome here. I won’t even boil you alive to make candles or dinner. Setting the bar rather low, I know. Always a good place to start though. […]
Dread Poets Sobriety 