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A fractured mind held together by cellophane and some used tack.

She’s So Heavy

Welcome, pilgrim, sit ye down. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! Another deeply unsettling “holiday” officially commemorating the time indigenous good Samaritans saved the lives of the early settlers only to be mostly exterminated for their troubles. There is a lesson here, I cannot however seem to isolate the whisp. I’ll never abandon […]

For Whom the Bell Trolls

Hey Pals and Palominos! Analytics says a significant fraction of my readership is made up of horses. It’s been a hot minute, pun intended, as it’s about 9000 degrees in Ontario these days, Celsius or Fahrenheit, doesn’t really matter, it’s damn hot. I’ve been hyper-focused on other somehow even more […]

Guerilla Risotto

Turn that shit up! Good morrow fair colored crayons and dear shaded crayoffs! Hell, even a shoutout to any meandering crayfish, you’re all welcome here. I won’t even boil you alive to make candles or dinner. Setting the bar rather low, I know. Always a good place to start though. […]

Phylum? I Hardly Know ‘Em

Well hello, dear family, genus and species! I hope everyone is even better than I hope you are, and I hope you’re really well! Quick update, we will indeed be returning to the poetry module with the next post. Not sure if anyone’s tried coming up fresh jokes, in a […]

A Groan of Salt

Good day, koalas and koalos! We’ve a slightly different show “prepared” for y’all today. I’ve been mulling for some time now a move somewhat away from being a hard poetry site to something focusing more on comedy. Not that we won’t still have poems, especially the aroused ones(?), otherwise I’d […]