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TolsToy Story

Good day fellows and fellas, feckless and fruitless, fornicators and obfuscators, all are welcome here, it’s an honour to have you. Please though wipe your feet and your hate, my floors are already in shambles. First question, from where does the expression, “works like a charm”, originate? Outside of the […]

A Thought Impairment

Hello dear friends and readers, it is an indubitable pleasure indeed! I sincerely hope to find you all safe and well, particularly our international contingent who may be facing challenges of great unpleasantness. It would be undeniably insincere to say my thoughts and prayers are with you but my thoughts […]

Guerilla Risotto

Turn that shit up! Good morrow fair colored crayons and dear shaded crayoffs! Hell, even a shoutout to any meandering crayfish, you’re all welcome here. I won’t even boil you alive to make candles or dinner. Setting the bar rather low, I know. Always a good place to start though. […]