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Frozen Ropes

Good morning, treasured readers! I’m so blessed to be able to lovingly harass you once more with my questionable rhetoric. Welcome back! A bit of a different opening today, call it a warm open, cold ones are so overdone. Anyway, I’ve been making, or trying to anyway, progress in a […]

I Did It Yah-Way

Good morning, dear friends and bizarrely reading “enemies”. Now, I like to consider myself as a man without enemies, even those who hate me are still my brothers, sisters and non binary whatever you care to identify as’ers. Humanity transcends such trivial rivalries and I’ll always be here to welcome […]

On-Belay

*** I thought this would go without saying, but if you’re going to comment hateful or racist remarks I’m certainly not going to approve them. Morons. Good day, fellow wanderers amongst the peaks and chasms of existence. I pray to find you summit-bound, not cellar dwelling but alas, one will […]

Wax-On-Wax-Off

Good morning, dear peeps and poops. I do hope to find you exceedingly well! Just a lunch time quickie today, but since this absurd “verse” is suddenly topical I could not resist. This isn’t so much of a poem as a terrible rewrite of of an already awful Disney single. […]

“Elevenses”

Good morrow chaps, chapettes and chapsticks, you know who you are. An analogy I’ve been mentally kicking the tires on of late goes as follows; life is like playdough session. Having never been partial to boxed chocolates one must extrapolate. Anyway, let’s consider, your parents, (guardians whatever), provide you with […]