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Come Together

Good day, my friends, it is a particular honor to make your sort of acquaintance after such an extended absence! I was just busy enjoying a brief period of diminished artistic confidence. These things happen.  I say we just dive back in impetuously? My assurance is high there are no […]

Pragmaschism

No abhorrent dad jokes or casual racism off the top today, scarcely remember how to commence one of these things in their absence… This is to be but a toe-dip of a post today as I’m engaged in various other writing pursuits at the moment. Finally getting over myself and […]

Cray-Z-C’s

What do dentists and U.S border security share in common?  Both are on the hunt for cavities and both consider their jobs considerably less laborious should their clientele be pearly white.  Ya, that’s a big oof.   Anyway, how has everyone been? I know it’s been a minute but I’m out in the World […]

Reverse-Mulleting

Well, hello there you delectable crumpet. Please prepare yourself for the mandatory buttering module. Q: What do a basketball pregame show and a bris have in common? A: Everyone’s just waiting around for the tip-off. Considerably fewer people know what a bris is than I had assumed so this joke […]

Pricks and Bones

There’s something almost magical about sitting down at the computer to write with zero plan. It’s our understanding of infinity loosely fulfilled. Like a queer Schrodinger’s box on meth where the cat could in the end be dead, alive, a velociraptor, potted fern, 1915 Cracker-Jack Ty Cobb Baseball card, Jesus […]