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The Brat Lame Smack, TVND

Thought he was a goner… Good morrow, faithful pilgrims, it of course and as always an immense pleasure! I hope everyone is enjoying a relatively fruitful day thus far, mine certainly has been, I ate a clementine. Some unusual pieces today, indirectly concentrated around a similar theme so it seemed […]

Revved Up Like A Moose

I hereby take you, to be my reader, to salve and to scold, as debtor or worse, for ditcher, for borer, in thickness and in stealth, to shove and to perish, till death screw us smart. The sad part is I wrote a few different openings and that was still […]

I Want to Gold Your Hand

Bienvenue en Août, mes amis! Incidentally, my dog’s favourite month as it’s the only once she can pronounce en francais. Or at all, now that I consider. Wolves are also big fans. We’re going today with the most recent addition to my literary lockbox, aka the notes section of my […]

Tossed and Found

Chirp, chirp, rooster caw, inappropriately early lawn mowing, other arbitrary sounds of morning… and I do hope it’s a grand one! Thank you for joining us once again for these crassly inimitable scribbles. You are always so exceedingly welcome! It’s a bit early here still for my brain to functionally […]

All the Single Mermaids

Aloha visitors, please leave this site in the same or better condition than the manner in which you found it. My dog thinks I’m funny. I hope to find you all ludicrously well, refreshed but perhaps just a bit worn after a weekend of epic proportions. Mine was regularly sized […]