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Numerical Crime

I’m a fan of numbers. Their order gifts me with some odd perceived comfort. Numbers are predictable, reliable and easily manipulated. While 9*9 will always equate to 81, what is 81? Bear with with, I’ve not accidentally consumed acid here. It was entirely intentional. It’s hard to convey tone in […]

I DO Like Mondays

Buongiorno bellissimi amici, the sun is shining and so are you all! I love the concept of greeting you each day in a different language. It would be wildly fallacious to suggest I know any more than perhaps 4 or 5 greetings of a more international tilt. However, what an […]

“Requiem” For A Hairball

Good afternoon faithful chums, I hope to find everyone well. A potentially sombre topic today but let’s try examining it from a position of gratitude and acceptance. My beautiful, 22-year-old cat, Cally, has been somewhat unwell for about a month now. I’d thought to have found a solution but apparently […]

Hey! You! You look nice today.

Good evening once again intrepid readers. I’m thrilled to have a chance to visit once more. The rhyme scheme is a tad different this time around as you’ll no doubt notice. Sometimes it’s good to shake things up. Like salad dressing for instance. This is, “Shedding”, April 6, 2018.   […]

Poem will self destruct after reading.

Buenos días amigos,  another beautiful day before us. Infinite possibilities await your choosing! In no way does that invalidate never removing your pajamas and consuming at least two containers of your preferred super premium ice cream. There is no judgement here! I am certainly no stranger to the seductive enchantress […]