Hello there, I do hope you’re well! Well-fed, well-cared for, well in body, mind and spirit. Well endowed? If it’s your thing, I guess. One supposes it would have to be. That took a turn, one day I’ll stop improvising these introductions, I swear. Fucking hell. See? I would be […]
Welcome back again my friends, to the show that technically never began and, therefore definitionally, never ends. Lovely to see everyone here today! C. Thank you, you’ve now been seen. Off to a good start, no? Anyway, sorry it’s been a minute, the world has me more nonplussed these days […]
Gazing into the distance the weary traveller focuses on a shimmering wall of text. An affirming lighthouse in the starvation of this desert, or a simple mirage, cruelly ephemeral? Well, I shouldn’t be making promises regarding “cruel ephemeralness” but alas, what you see before you is no false image. The […]
Well hello there, how ever did you find your way to my lair? Alas, so long as you’re already here, may as well kick back and chill for a few moments. Happy for the company, these digital caves can be so solitary at times. Look what it did to The […]
Good afternoon, faithful questors. As always, the pleasure is mine! Oh no, you’re far too kind. No, YOU are! Apologies in advance for the annoyingly Canadian essence of today’s post. I suppose my roots are showing through, time for a fresh dye job. First, the (next) terrible joke, “last year […]
Dread Poets Sobriety 