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Hogs-Men

Hello there, I do hope you’re well! Well-fed, well-cared for, well in body, mind and spirit. Well endowed? If it’s your thing, I guess. One supposes it would have to be. That took a turn, one day I’ll stop improvising these introductions, I swear. Fucking hell. See? I would be […]

“Drouning”

Welcome back again my friends, to the show that technically never began and, therefore definitionally, never ends. Lovely to see everyone here today! C. Thank you, you’ve now been seen. Off to a good start, no? Anyway, sorry it’s been a minute, the world has me more nonplussed these days […]

Shuck and Haw

Gazing into the distance the weary traveller focuses on a shimmering wall of text. An affirming lighthouse in the starvation of this desert, or a simple mirage, cruelly ephemeral? Well, I shouldn’t be making promises regarding “cruel ephemeralness” but alas, what you see before you is no false image. The […]

Our Boreal Natures

Good afternoon, faithful questors. As always, the pleasure is mine! Oh no, you’re far too kind. No, YOU are! Apologies in advance for the annoyingly Canadian essence of today’s post. I suppose my roots are showing through, time for a fresh dye job. First, the (next) terrible joke, “last year […]