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Unnatural Disasters

Ahoy mateys! Welcome back to your favourite unseaworthy pseudo-pirate vessel. Swab some decks or your ears or whatever, I’ve never been much of an authoritarian and frankly am an even worse captain. Certainly no Crunch, that’s for sure. Dude had a Purple Heart! Admittedly fashioned from marshmallow but it’s still […]

Squeaky Zeal Gets the Fleece

Good morning, dear friends, cursed enemies and the benignly ambivalent, please make yourselves at home. Where you presumably already are. What does a frisky snake say to their potential lover in order to woo them? While seductively caressing their perched upon surface, “hey baby, come sliiiither”. Damn that’s hot. Well […]

Oscar the Slouch

Good morning, grateful giants, I find myself equally proportioned in my gratitude! First, thank you for bearing with me during my unannounced week off. Just needed a few moments to refresh my jumbled neural pathways. Good news, it could not have been less effective. Haven’t really written anything worthwhile in […]

Ef Equals Em Eh

Good day, all and none! You are so exceptionally welcome, just kindly wipe your feet. You know, non-aggressively? 🙂 Perhaps one or two of you, if I’m lucky, have been looking forward to finishing out the Newtonian collection and it is your lucky day(s). No further ado required, enjoy! “Inversely […]

The Brat Lame Smack, TVND

Thought he was a goner… Good morrow, faithful pilgrims, it of course and as always an immense pleasure! I hope everyone is enjoying a relatively fruitful day thus far, mine certainly has been, I ate a clementine. Some unusual pieces today, indirectly concentrated around a similar theme so it seemed […]