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Caucasian Xmas and Fucks News

Anyone else ever remark how if you listen to, “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”, with a different ear it becomes insanely racist? Just me then huh. I’ve always been special. Luckily I’ve yet to be penalized in the form of any charges; monetary, judicial or even physical, (rhinos excluded). […]

Pragmaschism

No abhorrent dad jokes or casual racism off the top today, scarcely remember how to commence one of these things in their absence… This is to be but a toe-dip of a post today as I’m engaged in various other writing pursuits at the moment. Finally getting over myself and […]

Reverse-Mulleting

Well, hello there you delectable crumpet. Please prepare yourself for the mandatory buttering module. Q: What do a basketball pregame show and a bris have in common? A: Everyone’s just waiting around for the tip-off. Considerably fewer people know what a bris is than I had assumed so this joke […]

Pricks and Bones

There’s something almost magical about sitting down at the computer to write with zero plan. It’s our understanding of infinity loosely fulfilled. Like a queer Schrodinger’s box on meth where the cat could in the end be dead, alive, a velociraptor, potted fern, 1915 Cracker-Jack Ty Cobb Baseball card, Jesus […]

“Time-Flies”

Back contrary to popular demand! In so much as all work and no play renders Jack a soporific male, it turns out that all play and no work poses a similarly detrimental risk. Who knew? Granted I’m not overly dull, per se, but nor am I especially sharp. 🙂 I’m […]