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Cray-Z-C’s

What do dentists and U.S border security share in common?  Both are on the hunt for cavities and both consider their jobs considerably less laborious should their clientele be pearly white.  Ya, that’s a big oof.   Anyway, how has everyone been? I know it’s been a minute but I’m out in the World […]

International Incident

My problem with sushi is this; I instantaneously panic when a single molecule of seaweed gently caresses the edge of my baby toe, why in the name of whoever would I place it into my mouth willingly? Opening joke aside I have a few topics to cover today of a […]

Happy Screw-Fear!

Good afternoon, intrepid wanderer! Thank you so much for mosying your way along to unwind in the warm glow of this computer screen. At least now you need only worry about the querulous and pedantic writing as potentially blinding. Opposed, of course, to the vexatious wind squalls so frequent with […]

Family, Venus, Mitsubishis.

Good morning valued species! Please, should you prefer to go by your Phylum or Class this is a generally inclusive, pseudo-safe-space such that you need only make your preferences known. No Order though, a line must be drawn somewhere! Carrying right on here, I am due to work later. Recent […]

Slay Your Hands On Me

What do you call an “incel”-masseuse? A massage-ynist. Cue the tumbleweed. Just imagine how bad the joke I cut was. 🙂 Long is the amount of time since last we spoke. An unfortunate downside to finally achieving some semblance of physical health is a diminished opportunity to waste your time. […]