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For Whom the Bell Trolls

Hey Pals and Palominos! Analytics says a significant fraction of my readership is made up of horses. It’s been a hot minute, pun intended, as it’s about 9000 degrees in Ontario these days, Celsius or Fahrenheit, doesn’t really matter, it’s damn hot. I’ve been hyper-focused on other somehow even more […]

Harlot’s Web

Greetings, plucky travelers! Another day, another thankful pleasure to make your acquaintances. Our last post was heavier than the scale even measures, so while today’s is less somber, it’s still vaguely tangential to our former musings. Alas, everything is connected anyway so there’s no escaping the pseudo-maudlin. Or is there? […]

Frozen Ropes

Good morning, treasured readers! I’m so blessed to be able to lovingly harass you once more with my questionable rhetoric. Welcome back! A bit of a different opening today, call it a warm open, cold ones are so overdone. Anyway, I’ve been making, or trying to anyway, progress in a […]

Won Week

Good morning, happy penguins and dour penguouts! Have I got a treat for us today. An admission, a song, words that aren’t words, let’s do this! First the admission, despite the blog’s titular inspiration, the sobriety factor had always been in reference to my former legitimate junkie ways, while ever […]

I Did It Yah-Way

Good morning, dear friends and bizarrely reading “enemies”. Now, I like to consider myself as a man without enemies, even those who hate me are still my brothers, sisters and non binary whatever you care to identify as’ers. Humanity transcends such trivial rivalries and I’ll always be here to welcome […]